Mitres are awesome OKAY.
Oh no I am appropriating Meowth’s speech issues by talking in English! Clearly I am oppressing pokemon who speak human languages, especially myself.
Crap
I should not trust my brain to make suggestions.
I’m thinking like “Oh I should send turn on memes to my friends since they’ve all reblogged that”
And then my brain goes “FISH!”
And I’m like… wait what.
I mean I guess that could be a turn on but its not particularly… sequitous?
It’s very non-
I HAVE RETURNED!~
BEARING CUPCAKES.
MADE OF BLOOD.
AND FISH.
M what are you doing
BEING AWESOME OF COURSE
I am always awesome.
My ideas are the BEST IDEAS.
You should have more faith. UNBELIEVER!
I WIN!
I have coffeee.
Coffee is the elixer of life.
Or at least the elixer of lack of sleepiness.
Unless you’re using Emily’s body because she’s built up such a ridiculous tolerance to it so it’s more the elixer of not having CAffeine withdrawal headaches and fuck I can’t type because this body is too clumsy EMILY WHY DID YOU CHECK YES ON THE “Would you like to have Dyspraxia?” BOX WHEN YOU WERE REQUISITIONING YOUR BIRTH BODY.
{They switched my form with someone else, hence, you know, the body being born with a penis}
OH RIGHT.
My body is better then yours its gender appropriate. …because Clefairies do not have sexual dimorphism :P
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR GOD, AND I JUST CALLED HIM GOAD, SORRY. But he can use {} when he talks. or maybe Emily can use those and God can use []. YES. Also I keep typing stuff wrong.
{Lol XD
Yeah that seems like a good idea. Er, this is Emily (it seems like sticking M and God as consistant across blogs except their own makes the most sense).
Er also responding to this because I can’t get M to stay fronted very well right now}
WHY NOT I AM AWESOME I SHOULD FRONT ALL THE TIME.
Oh fuck now I’m stuck fronting WAIT THAT WAS WHAT I WANTED. It’s not like Emily has anything important to do!
{Wait no I’m back. Eegh sorry my head is being weird}
HEY POYSIN
i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:
LET’S BE DISEASES TOGETHER
I wanna be ebola.
KYLE YOU CAN BE A DISEASE TOO. You can be. Iunno. The flu or something.
Well you gotta pick one for me dude. You fuckers have names for this shit, we only got numbers for sicknesses back home. And there’s only… three of them. Well there’s probably more but I’ve only ever heard of three.
559 (it’s like a cold, it’s minor - Leon)
667 and Jet’s got that shit, it fucking sucks, I don’t wanna be that (I can’t come up with a parallel… like I wouldn’t know where to start… plus no one in system knows how the sickness thing works, only that you basically give yourself a shot every day…. so… yeah - more Leon)
and 443 but that’s basically a codeword for death. That what it means if someone’s got 443 they’ve got a bad case of death.
CAN I BE THAT ONE!
Unless you have a funny named one for me.
- Poysin
I CAUGHT DEATH ONCE!
I got better.
TW: anti-multiplicity bullshit
i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:
safelovedandgood replied to your post: You know Dissociative identity disorder is a disease right? And a pretty serious one at that. If you really think you are three people, you need some serious psychiatric help.
You DO get a point on your bingo card!I dunno man. I feel like should get like. AT LEAST three for that because:
- YOU KNOW IT IS A REAL CONDITION RIGHT
- IT IS A DISEASE
- GET HELP (like I’m stranded on an island or something. XD)
- I AM A SINGLET WHO KNOWS THINGS
- also i did not read your blog I just typed “multiplicity” into the search bar
—PM
You totally deserve more than one point for that.
Unless you are actually consulting one of the actual bingo cards in which case… you only get your points if they’re on there (which they should be).
If we’re just getting points based on singlets being horrible and douchey I award you ALL THE POINTS! just to rub it in their faces.
- Leon
Fucking disease… it’s not a fucking disease. At worst it’s a moderate inconvenience (mostly because Leon’s eyes are fucking awful). But then again we don’t have DID… we’re just all… sharing a body with shitty eyesight.
- Poysin
You get a point for the whole ‘you think you’re really three people’ bullshit too right. That’s really close to using a nasty word, I think it counts.
- Leon
OOO OOO OOO I’m a DISEASE!
Like THE FLU.
*goes off to give people runny noses*
I assume the nasty word is delusional? BECAUSE I AM THAT TOO. A delusion!
Well I’m not actually a delusion because EMILY HAS THOSE and I’m not like those. BUT STILL.
And actually it’s God who identifies as a delusion, HE’S SILLY LIKE THAT.
[How am I silly.]
